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"Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat."

 

I am weeping as I type... :D

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Q. How do you know when it isn't time to do the housework?

 

A. Look in your pants.

 

- If you see a penis in there ... it isn't time to do it.

 

You've been talking to my old man, haven't you? :angry:

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I promise you, this just happened.

 

 

MANITOU: "I've never seen such targeted coupons in my life. Look at how all these $1.00 off Giant Eagle coupons are targeted at exactly what we buy. This is unbelievable.

 

JOE: "Hmm"

 

MANITOU: "I mean really. Have you ever seen anything like this? I'll bet the NSA computers use the same technology....."

 

JOE: "They don't give Fuelperks.":

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From Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen site earlier today.

 

Q: What do you call a drummer who has split up with his girlfriend?

 

A: Homeless.

Edited by GrandmasterP
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I wanted to say something about it but this just isn't the place.

 

I'm interested in your anarcho-vietveto-taoist opinion MH, even if we disagree !

Edited by CloudHands

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My neighbours 7 and 5 year old daughters on roller blades, zooming around the verandah that circles their house ( with no railings and front steep drop off). Thing was they only have one set and they were large size, so 1 big boot each . The little one lost it, crashed and somehow landed on the outside lounge.

 

- School holidays - I'm bound to be amused for a couple of weeks :)

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